When They Really Get to Know You They Will Run

What makes you think that it wont grow back
in a day or two...
husbands and winter
they know the truth
but what can they do
I dont like girls the way they are
so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
and then we can pretend its natural

Put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion.
Your friends like a certain you,
thats who you've got to be.

Junior high legs
blonde hair gone brown
from removing it.
Waxing since thirteen
wisdom from a beauty queen
her tiara diggin' deep in her head...

Im starting to think, that im kinda shy
or at least I'd like to be.
Winter legs give me heart attacks
so take it off with laser
so it never comes back.
And then we can pretend its natural.

-Pedro the Lion

A whole song about shaving legs. But it's really about so much more.